May 2012
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CINDERELLA IS SO SEXUAL LIKE
SHE WENT TO THE “BALL”
easy bake [love]n
i wanna say yes! just like mary said
lyrics from a christian song
it’s talking about how mary said yes to god when he was like aye bitch ur a virgin but imma impregnate u with bebe jesus bye and she said yes
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sex??? more like tex mex
omg i’m laughing so hard right now like you know people call having sex “making love” whenever people say that i imagine the two people like doing it i guess (but it’s censored in my head!!) and then after they’re just like lying in the bed and then they reach under the blanket and they take out a cube and they’re like omg we made this together
help
wow i randomly remembered grad last year
the night before my family decided to eat a bunch of dumplings and tendon (that shit is delicious) and i literally went out for a run at like eleven pm because i was scared i wouldn’t fit into my dress it was stressful
yay
why do people like being spanked like when i think of spanking i think of a girl in pigtails saying “oh daddy spank me” real sassy-like on a bed or something in a cheerleading outfit omg
like if someone tried to spank me
i’d grab their hand and throw them to the ground and twist their arm behind their back and use my foot to push their head into a large body of water
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i still wonder where they go when they drink nestea
“You won’t allow me to go to school.
I won’t become a doctor.
Remember this:...”
– Poem written by an 11 year old Afghan girl
This poem was recorded in a NYT magazine article about female underground poetry groups in Afghanistan. An amazing article about the ways in which women are using a traditional two line poetry form to express their resistance to male oppression, their...
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April 2012
